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Welcome to the Dungeons n' MFing Dragons Wiki
We are a group of adventurers (or, at least, we play them on the tabletop). An adventurer is someone who is intelligent and interesting, but lacking in marketable skills and so embarks on a journey into the unknown and unexpected. The irony of this parallel is not lost on us.

Characters

 * The rest of the world (Player: Dan)
 * Nesbit McHackkelheberr, Master Spelunker : Dwarf scout (Player: Megan)
 * Liet Mutombo : Elf Ranger (Player: Nick)
 * Gavroche Lotsanames : Gnome Bard (Player: Natalie)
 * Clidiot : (Player: Taylor)
 * A Motherfucking Sorcerer : Half-Elf Sorcerer (Player: Jason)
 * Nick Jackson: Giant Dachsund who is capable of dragging 1500 pounds in a sled. (a.k.a. Mojo)
 * R.R. Grayscream: (Player: Amber)
 * Artemis Cyprussae : Halfling Rouge (Player: Steph)



Experience Totals

 * Nesbit (Level 3): 3000 (LEVEL UP!)
 * Liet (Level 3): 3000 (LEVEL UP!)
 * Gavroche (Level 3): 3000 (LEVEL UP!)
 * Clidiot (Level 2): 2800
 * R.R. Grayscream (Level 3): 3000 (LEVEL UP!)
 * The Motherfucking Sorcerer (Level 2): 2790
 * Artemis (Level 2): 2290

Sessions

 * Session 1: Peter and the Thieves
 * Session 2: The Thieves Lair
 * Session 3: The Swamp
 * Session 4: Little Timmy
 * Session 5: Transitioning

Notable NPCs

 * Peter - The formerly-wealthy recluse who hired the group to recover his lost "potion". People seen entering his house rarely leave, and townsfolk swear they've seen zombies on the grounds of his estate.
 * The Band of Thieves - A group of 5-10 thieves who prey upon the small town; widely believed to be amateur criminals lacking the gusto or skill to make it in a larger city. They have a hideout near the town's low-brow tavern which consists of a small house and an abandoned grain silo, where they are thought to keep their spoils.
 * The Previous Adventurers - Peter hired them to do this job and they never came back, so he's sending another group. Nothing suspicious about that. No sir.

Sessions

 * Session 5, Part 2: Transitioning
 * Session 6: Escalating Quickly
 * Session 7: Bar Fight
 * Session 8: What is Spelunking?
 * Session 9: Salty Dicks
 * Session 10: Pulling out of Deepbush

Notable NPCs

 * Mysterious drow guard commander

Locations

 * Freyden: A city-state with an eponymous stone metropolis at its center. The city itself is a sprawling collection of low stone buildings, having a mixed elven and human population. Given its heterogeneous make-up, half-elves are also quite common. The surrounding villages are more commonly either elven or human, though some of the larger villages exhibit a mixed population similar to the capital city.
 * Deepbush: A larger village on Freyden's outskirts to which the characters are traveling. They hope to trick Xavier's former employer into revealing herself. Understandably, the village prefers its nickname "Little Freyden".